SALEM, Ore. (AP) — Oregon police have charged a man with drunken driving after he called 911 to report his marijuana as stolen but the dispatcher couldn’t understand him because he was vomiting…
Music video for Land of Talk’s “It’s ok”. Really awesome stuff.
Directed by WeWereMonkeys
(via enriq)
MEMORY, BETTER THAN “CATS” Stephen Wiltshire draws an 18-foot panorama of New York from memory, after he took a 20-minute helicopter ride over the city last week. (Photo: Barcroft Media via the Telegraph)
Sort of like the 'door-in-the-face' business technique
Couple: Hey, our friends are just parking, but we want to get their tickets and just leave them here—their names are Mark and Susan. She’s a blonde and he’s wiry.
Me: Of course.
(couple walks up; one’s wiry, one’s a blonde.)
Me: Are you Mark and Susan?
M+S: Yes…what’s going on…?
Me: You just won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!
M+S: What! Are you serious!
Me: Actually I’m not, but your friends did get your tickets.
:):):):):):):):) just bein’ miley.
This made me laugh in my head.
