June 2009
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
Radiohead (32)
Modest Mouse (26)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (26)
Death Cab for Cutie (24)
The Shins (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You’ll look like a pornstar in no time!
– Jean, my BFF.
I love quotes taken completely out of context.
deathbeforedigital:
fmylife:
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
arrggh! a note to everyone on planet earth: do not fucking call them gauges. to...
HAUNTED HOUSE ALERT!
nullisnotzero:
Monday night, apparently, our new roommate woke up after something pushed him out of bed. And then felt a hand on his arm. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!
This cracks me up
If a grown man walks out of the restroom with a wet spot right on the ass of his pants, does that mean he peed himself?
(914): After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
– TFLN
Gnarls Barkley- Smiley Faces
What did you do? What did you say? Did you walk - or did you run away? Where are you now? Where have you been? Did you go alone - or did you bring a friend? I need to know this - cause I notice when you’re smilin’ Out in the sun havin’ fun and you’re feelin’ free And I can tell you know how hard this life can be But you keep on smilin’ for me What went...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) →
Radiohead (37)
Modest Mouse (28)
Arcade Fire (27)
The Shins (26)
Death Cab for Cutie (25)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-14) →
Modest Mouse (10)
Rilo Kiley (8)
Cat Power (6)
PJ Harvey (5)
Incubus (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica →